This is the B.A.O.T.V. Traffic Globe.
Part of the B.A.O.T.V. traffic-stats page.
This display maps website visitors to an interactive 3D Earth-ball. It gives a live update of visitor data.
This page is in beta.
This page is generated from a unique template, which was purposefully-created by Sharron-Idol, that also presents page-stats compiled by a plugin.
– Therefore from here you can keep tabs on the site’s traffic.
By keeping tabs on the traffic in this way you can monitor the amount of daily unique visitors from across the globe, and also the number of articles that they are reading.
Clever Like That
Yes I’m clever like that. – In devising this page I’ve created yet another set of indicators with which to monitor the site’s performance; just like you’d monitor a car’s performance if you were driving it.
‘See I’m in the driving seat of this website, this blog, this business – whatever you like to call it. Nobody’s yet invented a self-driving business: Computers aren’t anywhere near that clever at time of writing. (31st July 2018)
You may have guessed that I’m writing this largely to bring the total number of words up to the regulatory 300 that Google stipulate should be in every article as a minimum amount. Neither the SEO plugin nor the Google spider count any of the words that are automatically generated towards that figure. This is something that needs to be addressed by Google in the future.
A fart’s a very useful thing; it gives the stomach ease. – It also keeps you warm in bed, and suffocates the fleas.
Old Mother Brown
Old Mother Brown thought nobody could get her down;
when over the hill came Piss-Pot-Pete. – 40lbs of best meat.
He got her down in the green green grass and shoved his todger up her arse.
Suddenly she done a fart which blew his balls two feet apart…
Over the hill went Piss-Pot-Pete: 40lbs of mincemeat!
If you like my spiel, or my music, or both - even my geekiness; then I'd like you to come back some time. - In fact I'd like to stay in touch with you, and have you come back here to this site sometime.
The only way I can think of to achieve this is to ask you to leave me an email address on which I can contact you... So I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll give you almost 30 minutes of my self-composed mix in exchange for your email address. - 'Good deal yeah? - 'Great, we're singing from the same lyric-sheet here, as it were.
When you enter your email address below and click "Get It Now", you'll be taken to my "Thank You" page, where you can download your music, and click on links to more of my stuff if you're interested too.
Since I will then have your email address I'll send you email from time to time; like when I have something interesting to say, or when I release something, or even when I think there's something I've found that you'd be interested in.
You can unsubscribe from these emails at any time if you get fed up with getting them, and I won't complain about it. - And you won't hear from me again; unless you re-subscribe.
'Sound good to you? OK let's do this: 'See the inset below? Follow the instructions - it's really easy - and we're away.
'See you there.
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