* The SiteGround Rap * :
Lyrics By Sharron-Idol
SiteGround Rap (2nd version) Lyrics
Sharron-Idol September 2016
The SiteGround Rap is pretty easy to learn. It consists of just 4 short verses.
No rocket-science, no Mensa-challenge; just easy rap: –
- Verse 1: Let SiteGround hosting host your website.
One great deal that makes it all right.
Awe-some offer, discount-price;
‘Seal a deal that’s oh so nice: –
- Verse 2: There’s no down time and that’s the answer;
With a great big low-cost do-main-transfer.
Save your worries, save the day:
(Spoken) “Y’all listen to me: –”
- Verse 3: There’s a choice of deals for your situ-a-tion.
‘Choose your servers world-location.
Start Up, Grow-Big, Go-Go-Geek;
Site-Ground ho-sting is u-nique.
- Verse 4: Site-Ground web ho-sting raps with style:
Awe-some discount all the while.
The Web-site hosts that the fans adore:
A-ma-zing value, that’s for sure!
Copyright Sharron-Idol / Ice Recordings 2016.
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It’s a shame that SiteGround recoil in terror when they even assume that they’ll have to spend money on something, as happened when I pitched this track to them. I assume that the reaction was that of an individual member of staff, rather than a representation of the whole company. : SiteGround are rather good and efficient; but they can’t possibly have got that way by avoiding any investment at all costs.
In my opinion they missed out on something… But it hasn’t harmed them in any way: They’re still providing one of the best products I’ve seen. – I can’t fault them.
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